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THINGS TO PONDER WHILE AT WORK

 

 
·         Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

 

·         If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

 

·         If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

 

·         Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

 

·         Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

 

·         Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

 

·         Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

 

·         Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light" ?

 

·         Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

 

·         Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?

 

·         Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?

 

·         Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?

 

·         If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

 

·         If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

 


·         If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

 

·         Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control 
when you know the batteries are dead?

 

·         Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

 

·         How come abbreviated is such a long word?

 

·         Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

 

·         Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?